alfred e neuman ( sense of humor ) talks about funny dirty jokes and thirty years war 2017

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When Jake came home, he contacted a comedy club and told the manager about his talking water heater. The manager laughed in disbelief. But, he set up a time the next evening for Jake to entertain the club's crowd with his water heater. "Jake and His Talking Water Heater" would be the first act of the evening.

The next evening, Jake hauled it on a dolly into the comedy club. The few people who worked at the club gawked at the huge machine and wondered why a water heater was being rolled backstage into the club. They thought that the club needed a new water heater and Jake was there to install it, but they looked shocked when he hauled it onto the stage. Everyone laughed and mocked Jake, but he thought, I'll show them.

Jake had dressed up in a coat and tie, and he had covered the heater with a sheet. Jake waited impatiently while the audience slowly took their seats. When Jake came out he quickly uncovered the heater, and said, "I took a look at this old heater at a customer's house and it talked to me. So, I'd like to present you to him. What do you say, my friend... ?"

It didn't say anything. It just gurgled. The crowd began to laugh and boo. Jake began to sweat. He nervously asked the heater, "Water heater, tell us a joke."

Again, the heater didn't respond. The crowd yelled, booed and threw trash at Jake and the heater. Jake ran from the stage, leaving the heater on the stage. Before the next act, Jake angrily composed himself. Then, he took a dolly and quickly wheeled the heater off. He was so embarrassed he wheeled it into his truck and went home.

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When he got home, he kicked the heater. "Why couldn't you talk?!" But it just gurgled.

Poor, tired Jake walked slowly into his living room and sat down. Ten minutes later, he moseyed to his refrigerator, opened it and grabbed a can of beer.

"I don't guess you talk?" he asked the refrigerator.

No answer.

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Jake thought for a while why the heater didn't talk. Suddenly he had an idea. He turned off the water in his house and disassembled his own water heater and connected the talking one. After the connections were fixed, it immediately began to cough.

Then it said, "I forgot to tell you. I have to be hooked up so I can talk.""Why didn't you tell me this before I took you out?" Jake said angrily."I was going to but I forgot," the machine said.

Jake turned his back on the heater. Then he stormed upstairs and grabbed a pair of pliers to disconnect it.

The water heater saw the pliers and yelled, "No! Don't disconnect me! Dd... ddd... ooo... "

The next day, he placed an ad in the paper which read, "Free old useless water heater. It talks. You just need the right connections."

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and dont forget to ENJOY YOUR DIRTY JOKES INTO THE TALKING WATER HEATER ! :v